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Milk drinkers are turning to powder

Quarter of a million Chinese live on water

Killer Sentenced To Die For Second time In Years

Never Withhold Herpes Infection From loved One

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures

Queen Mary having bottom scraped

Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?

Child's stool great for use in garden

Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors

Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests

Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy

Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984

Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency
 

Tiger Woods Plays With Own Balls Nike Says 

Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

Miners Refuse to Work After Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Safety Experts say School Bus Kids should be Belted

Eye Drops off Shelf

Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again

Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

Steals Clock, Faces Time

Air Head Fired

Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole in One

Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung

NJ Judge to Rule on Nude Beach

Organ Festival Ends in Smashing Climax

Dealers Will Hear Car Talk at Noon

Autos Killing 110 a Day, Let's Resolve to Do Better

Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years

Death Causes Loneliness, Feeling of Isolation

March Planned For Next August

Blind Bishop Appointed To See

Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip

Stadium Air Conditioning Fails--Fans Protest

 

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